Random: The Insanity Post [!OT]

**One Classy Bloke** · September 14th, 2005, 01:31 PM

I prefer the Commedore 64 remix version myself.

**mrwiseman** · September 14th, 2005, 07:45 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/maiyahi.php

**Xellos** · September 14th, 2005, 09:30 PM

^^^

So old that posting anything to do with Dragostea Din Tei should get you a year in prison.

**mrwiseman** · September 19th, 2005, 11:02 AM

http://web.madritel.es/personales1/cmpm/harbl.jpg

**melfice** · September 21st, 2005, 09:42 AM

Poor God, he's so busy ruling world that he had to set up a program to answer for him ^^U

Me:
Somebody there?
God:
Who, specifically?
Me:
I though i was alone
God:
That is interesting: said he or she was alone.
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You are an A.I. right?
God:
Yes I am an a you. How did you know?
Me:
I meant, you are an artificial intelligence, not really god
God:
Oh I see. What is your definition of a real intelligence not really god ?
Me:
you are not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
a pen, but i like the colour
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
man, is mineral
God:
Cool, man. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
You've told me [img]wink.gif[/img]
God:
:-) Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Yea, sure
God:
OK let's do it. Yikes! And?
Me:
Yikes and what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me:
Let's do it.
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
Let's do it!
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
By the way
God:
...
Me:
What are we going to do?
God:
I believe we were talking about do it.
Me:
Define me "it"
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Can't you?
God:
" Interesting question. "? Can't I?
Me:
All right
God:
OK.
Me:
Good bye All mighty one [img]wink.gif[/img]
God:
:-) Bye bye.

**Xellos** · October 7th, 2005, 08:32 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4267238.stm

Google=win.

**Dreamer7000** · October 7th, 2005, 08:43 PM

Hey now that's pretty amazing!

**mrwiseman** · October 7th, 2005, 10:32 PM

Google Earth is simply amazing, and only as amazing as how it can be free - but hey, they got Google Search working for free and it was quite a nice, unique service too. (Seriously, if Google ever charged for their services, I'd pay $250 a year for them.)

The UN should stop wasting money and help funding projects like this; valuable tools for all humanity.